I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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