dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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