dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just gift wrapped bread.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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