Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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