Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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