doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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