my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What a dumb baby whore.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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