My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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