I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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