Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No subtext here. People are naked.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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