How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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