Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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