I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
