After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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