How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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