update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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