I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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