First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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