That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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