just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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