She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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