what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Alive.
So much puke
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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