I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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