Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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