Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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