I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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