I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Bring me that man meat
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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