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Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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