we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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