I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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