She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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