It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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