That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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