Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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