one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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