Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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