Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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