I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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