You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Randomize
