these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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