Where are you?
In a non slutty way
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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