my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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