guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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