Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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