i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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