I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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