Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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