real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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