You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
