People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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