do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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