Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
someone owes me an orgasm
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
