this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm passing your future prison.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
