no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You pole danced in your parka.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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