No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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