We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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