my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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